Thursday, October 25, 2012

A vintage satirical rhyming alphabet

Because you Daily Glean readers are demonstrably off the charts in the visual (not to mention traditional) literacy scales, I know you'll enjoy this piquant discovery. Published in 1899, Oliver Herford's clever and polyglot concatenation of historical personages is still LOL-worthy, even if we have to strain our brain cells a bit to contextualize all of them! As one baldfaced purpose of this blog is to show the breadth of our wares, I have whipped up a set of links at the end to some of the people depicted in the Alphabet, which can be seen in its entirety here.
One of the book's endpapers
D is for Diogenes, Darwin, and Dante, 
Who delight in the dance of a Darling Bacchante.
H is for Handel, who pours out his soul, 
Through the bagpipes to Howells and Homer, who roll, 
on the floor in an ecstasy past all control.
L is LaFontaine, who finds he's unable, To interest Luther and Liszt in his fable,
While Loie continues to dance on the table.
M is MacDuff, who's prevailed upon Milton, 
And Montaigne and Manon to each try a kilt on.
N is Napoleon, shrouded in gloom, With Nero, Narcissus, and Nordau, to whom
He's explaining the manual of arms with a broom.
O is for Oliver casting aspersion, On Omar that awfully dissolute Persian
Though secretly longing to join the diversion.
T is for Talleyrand toasting Miss Truth, 
By the side of her well with a glass of vermouth
And presenting Mark Twain as a friend of his youth.
Y is for Young, the great Mormon saint, 
Who thinks little Yum Yum and Yvette so quaint,
He has to be instantly held in restraint.
ZolaWagnerTwainRembrandtMontaigneMartin LutherKeatsKiplingHandelDarwin

12 comments:

  1. W is Wilhelm, a (barely)fink on the brink,
    of spilling the coffee he's determined to drink...
    (whilst reading, of course!)
    Happy Thursday!!

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  2. M is for Molly who sits in her chair
    deciding on a rhyme - hair, wear, or tear?
    She doesn't think she'd every meet the qualification of a "celebrity"
    But it's a blog, where no one can see me!
    So three cheers for rhymes, satires, and drawings...
    Keep it coming, my dahhhlings!

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  3. This may possibly be my favorite thing posted on this blog, and that's saying something. I wish it were still in print!

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  4. T is for Tastes whose posture is lacking,
    who loves to sit low at her desk whilst speed reading and snacking!

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  5. Gioconda's a game gal who'll not be outdone;
    She loves nothing more than intelligent fun!
    The Gleaners, as always, excel in their play,
    When JP brings gems sure to brighten our day!

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  6. A is for Anonymous,
    Who LOVES this clever omnibus--
    A party game; an egghead text;
    And wholesomer than licit sex!

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  7. P is for Peter, sans Paul and Mary
    This ain't no folk song, quite the contrary
    Sitting here perusing page upon page
    Today's Daily Glean a Laugh-Out-Load rage


    You must follow this blog, it's rather insightful
    All posts educational, informational, confrontational, and delightful
    I'm not much of a rhymer and feel rather silly
    I ripped all of this off of Milli Vanilli

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  8. J is for Jazz
    With a little pizazz
    She ain't no poet
    And now you all know it! :)

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  9. Intellectual hip-hop at its finest!

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  10. C is for catastrophic, categorical, and confused
    I'm just not sure of a rhyme that doesn't feel used.
    How could I compete with those who came before
    Oh the commenters, the poets, the hip-hoppians of yore.
    So here it is, my contribution.
    Straight up, no mixer, just the clear solution.

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  11. I am completely and totally GOBSMACKED by your rhymes!!! It's like xmas morning when you were a kid in here. I had a dreary project to drudge through today & didn't check back at all, til lo and behold; FANTASIA! What a treat, what a gift-- thank you all so much. (It was so worth the knotty layout problems and the meager layout properties of Blogger!!)

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