|"It's a note from the doctor, dear, confirming I have a headache until further notice."|
We admit to being a tad inspired by the monthly contests held by vintage ad satire mogul Anne Taintor. Below are several recent winners; you can see an archive with runners-up here.
|This one is actually quite painful, as my current home state of Virginia has benightedly ruled that parents of homeschooled children do not have to provide any progress reports or measurements of academic success whatsoever to the state.|