For #2-- "Union problems? Not here! We offer a generous health care package!"
The last (#5) "Zeus went looking for Danae, but instead found her older brother Dan."
For #4: "I know confer onto you the degree of Master of Satanic Arts.""Thank you""Thank you"
#1"Billy thinks he is impressive because he can charm snakes? Wait 'til he sees this!"
#5In case of fire: stop, drop,....and rolls?
#4= "Congratulations on your graduation from law school!"
For #3 -- Watching the cowardly lion and his brother tear into the straw, Dorothy had to admit that she wouldn't miss hearing the Scarecrow whine about not having a brain.For #1 -- The Pied Piper of Hamlin's lesser known cousin, the Pied Piper of Kansas City.
I love your caption for number 3!
And I liked t'other one. I sorta.. I had Pied Piper of Pamplona, see? But like, it's too similar now. S'cool, I like yours too, dude. Way to go!
#3 "Now dear, stop all this nonsense, it's time to stop playing with the human faced lions, and face the music, the real world awaits."
#1 "Gangnam Style!"
NOW, THAT'S FUNNY!
#3- "This is Mrs. Marlin Perkins for the Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom, reminding you that life insurance is a wonderful idea. Don't you agree, sweetheart?"
#4- "I knew when I took out these student loans that I'd have the devil to pay, but m-must it b-b-be quite s-s-so soon?"
"Nothing queers a good joke like the absence of laughter". Benny Hill
#2 "Slavery, murder, and racial oppression? Pish, tosh!" THANK YOU ALL for your hilarious captions!!!