- "Curse you, Clement Moore!"
- "Oh Donder, why couldn't I have been an Easter myth?"
- "I hope to God they're not teetotal."
- "You lot look sharp while I case the joint."
- "Sigh ... no more Ding Dongs and Twinkies for us Blitzen."
- "I knew I should have bought into that custom igloo startup."
- "This is the down side of seasonal work."
- "The Missus was right; I should have stayed local."
- "Eartha Kitt crooning 'Santa Baby' it's not."
Monday, December 17, 2012
Fun with Santa: Holiday caption contest #1 continues
calendar or engagement book of their choice from our website! Below are some quips of mine to help get your synapses firing. When that happens, e-mail your entry asap to email@example.com!