Friday, April 5, 2013

Friday Funnies

Today a little levity is called for. Your captioning acumen would be greatly appreciated (see blank images at end of blog).
Left: Beatrix Potter's little-known sideline: taxidermy.
"Hon, that shoe salesman is taking a really long time!."
Destined for a career in fashion.
"No, I will not play 'Misty' for you."
or "What is this 'Stairway to Heaven' of which you speak?"
"Was it Oscar Wilde who said nothing succeeds like excess?"



12 comments:

  1. the second image: "If I stare at this long enough will I be transported to a tropical island"

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  2. third image:

    "I know I look fabulous, but please just say it out loud"

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  3. I have yet to come up with a caption, merely I just want to share an observation. Is it just me or does the last photo of the older man and the little girl remind anyone of a Werther's ad?

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  4. Here goes nothin':
    1-) "We're expecting Hercule Poirot later--so one of us may be a murderer!"
    2-) The box said, "Add water and watch it grow".
    3-) "Don't worry, Gertie. I hear flat-chested is in this year!"
    4-) Child: "I can't talk any higher! Could you listen a little lower?"

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    1. 1-) "Welcome to 'Les Demoiselles du Demi-monde Dress Shop! Are you looking for street or lobby wear?"

      And for the first pic: "Damn! Forgot to go to the litter box before I got dressed!"

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    2. Did I say I loved these? I DO!

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  5. last image: “The what? No, this is not the App Store.”

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  6. 4th photo down "aww having a bad day? let me play my little violin for you. Life's hard toughen up cookie!!!"

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  7. I love these!! Thank you all so much. You sure brightened my day!
    How about this for the last one: "Speak louder girlie! Did you say this was a pick up?"

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    1. "No, mister; it's a STICK UP! So fork over those toffees!"

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  8. 1-) "If you're looking for the PBS Mystery! auditions, come on in!"

    NOW I can do my taxes...

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    1. You haven't done yours either? I feel so much better.

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