Left: Beatrix Potter's little-known sideline: taxidermy.
|"Hon, that shoe salesman is taking a really long time!."|
|Destined for a career in fashion.|
|"No, I will not play 'Misty' for you."|
or "What is this 'Stairway to Heaven' of which you speak?"
|"Was it Oscar Wilde who said nothing succeeds like excess?"|