Owls are cats with feathers.
"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw." — Jack Handey
That's weirdly funny. Where's it from? A reader as voracious as you are must have enough like it for a book--or at least a list. Why not compile one?
Jack Handey wrote many such Deep Thoughts for Saturday Night Live in the 1990s. (One list of them, not compiled by me.)Handey was profiled by the New York Times Sunday Magazine in July.